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Who will win the Super Bowl?
By nick g | February 5, 2010
Every year I watch the Super Bowl, never caring about the outcome. Since my team, the 49ers, has not been in for 16 years, I don’t really have a reason to watch. But I still faithfully turn my attention to the advertising blitz that is Super Sunday for my annual display of broishness. Like many others, especially girlfriends, wives and children, I really just want to see the commercials. One in particular: The Bud Bowl.
Budweiser vs. Bud Light. It’s a battle waged since the beginning of time, with no end in sight. Kinda like America’s “skirmish” in the Middle East, but much more refreshing. Like the Super Bowl, it’s supposed to be the epitome of competition, but honestly in the beer world that’s like the Rams vs. the Raiders. Whoever sucks less wins.
Why not open it up to all cheap beers? That would be a bowl to remember. Or forget alltogether. Which might actually be better (until tomorrow morning).
Pabst vs. Pabst light (no contest.. PBR light is horrible). Miller High Life vs. Miller Genuine Draft (High Life wins in a landslide). Hamms vs. Schlitz (now there’s a contest). Mickey’s vs. (insert loser here because Mickey’s just wins). Bud vs. Coors (would be based on who has cooler commercials/gimmicks). King Cobra vs. Olde English (Headache Bowl). Tecate vs. Modelo Especial (el Bowl Super). Simpler Times lager vs. Rialto lager (Trader Joe’s Bowl). Have any suggestions? Leave a comment.
I’d make a March Madness-esque chart but I’m just so lazy, you see… Wanna do it for me? be my guest, just give credit.
Ultimately, I think beer will win the Super Bowl every year. But which beer? Now that’s a game I can get behind.
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February 9th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
remember when i bought tecate light? man that shit was nasty.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
i actually lost a lot of respect for you that day